3 result(s) for Funny Fortnite Poems.
These poems are completely original - not copied from anywhere. Feel free to use them however you want.
The Duck Drop
I sprinted past the storm, the ruins, and the foes,
A golden chest gleamed, and my heart did its woes.
I pried the lid wide, my victory in sight,
But inside lay a rubber duck, squeaking in the light.
No shield, no rifle, no med-kit to save,
Just a grin-painted duck staring back from the grave.
The squad laughed so hard they dropped to their knees,
While I stood there clutching my plastic prize with ease.
So here's to the loot that's a joke at its core,
Where the legendary drops are a bath-time encore.
I'll keep my duck close, a trophy of pride,
Because even in Fortnite, a duck's by my side.
Floss Across the Bus
The bus is roaring, Fortnite skies,
A squad of flossers, rising high,
They hit the floss with tangled grace,
And arms swing wide in a spinning race.
One dancer drops, a dramatic flair,
His sneakers squeak in the golden air,
The rival answers, floss to floss,
Their battle flips the whole thing across.
The bus driver yells, "Keep it neat!"
But nobody listens to the beat,
The floss goes on, the crowd goes wild,
And victory dances, grinning and mild.
Bush Camp Victory
I crouched inside a bush of green,
A sneaky spot I thought unseen,
The storm was closing, pulse racing wild,
I held my pickaxe, cheeks beguiled.
A rival strolled with careless grace,
I swung my pickaxe, lost my face,
Then rolled a grenade, a pop and boom,
My shield was shattered, shields in gloom.
But somehow, somehow, through the chaos fray,
I stumbled out and somehow stayed,
The final three, the final two,
Then one by one, I pulled them through.
Victory Royale flashed in bright,
I roared with joy, my heart took flight!
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