9 result(s) for Funny Limericks.
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The Baker's Buzzing Dream
There once was a baker named Lee,
Whose pastries were known to make glee.
He dreamt of a bee,
With honey for free,
But found it had gooed up his brie!
The Race of the Fox in Socks
A fox in some colorful socks,
Decided to race 'round the blocks.
With a bounce and a cheer,
He ran fast, oh so near,
But tripped on a pile of old rocks!
The Cheese Juggling Wizard
There once was a wizard named Pete,
Whose juggling skills were quite a treat.
With cheese flying high,
He'd make cheddar comply,
And dance with a wheel on his feet.
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Gnome with a Comb
There once was a gnome with a comb,
In a shop that felt just like home.
He styled every head,
With laughter, they said,
'In this place, you'll never feel gloam!'
The Singing Frog's Fling
There once was a frog who could sing,
With a voice that could make the birds swing.
He croaked out a tune,
Neath the light of the moon,
And danced with a smile, oh what a fling!
The Wizard's Wand Woes
A wizard whose wand went awry,
Caused spells that would sputter and fly.
His potions, a bubble,
With laughter and trouble,
Now frogs sing and toads start to sigh.
The Llama's Dance
A llama danced with such ease,
Through fields with a bounce and a breeze.
With a twist and a whirl,
And a playful twirl,
It brought all the other and bees!
The Baker's Sneeze
There once was a baker named Reece,
Who sneezed while he worked with the yeast.
With a puff and a breeze,
Flour danced like the leaves,
And bread rose in the air like a feast!
The Frog's Fumble
A frog leaped high, missed the fly,
With paws in the air, oh my, oh my!
He landed with splat,
On his old friend the cat,
And both gave a disgruntled sigh.
